STEP 1: When you open any programme, press on "Print Screen" on your keyboard. The button should be somewhere in the right top corner of your keyboard.
STEP 2: Go to Microsoft Word and click on "Edit" and "Paste".
STEP 3: If you want to, print it.
STEP 1: Go to "Control Panel" and double click on "Add/Remove Programmes." Delete any programmes you don't want. Make sure that 20% of your computer's hard disk space is free. You could also delete as many files as you want from C:\Windows\Fonts.
STEP 2: Click on "Start", "Programs", "Accessories", "Defragmenter". Defragment all of your hard drives, even if the computer tells you that you don't have to.
STEP 3: Open Microsoft RegClean or System Cleaner and "clean" your computer.
When you shut down your computer, it shuts down (daaah!). However, before you shutdown, two messages appear. The first one is: PLEASE WAIT WHILE YOUR STUPID COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN! (or something like that.) The second one is: IT'S NOW SAFE TO SWITCH OFF YOUR COMPUTER. Believe it or not; today you'll learn how to change these two messages!
EQUIPMENT: a human body (it would be a good idea to use your body!)
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL a brain (one brain cell is not enough.)
STEP1: Click Start (easy).
STEP2: Click Find (easier).
STEP3: Oh! I should have said that at the beginning: switch on your computer.
STEP4: Type logos.sys or logow.sys.
STEP5: Click Find Now.
STEP6: Wait.... OPTIONAL: Do your homework, have a cup of tea, watch TV, annoy your parents. By the time you've finished that, the computer would've found the file.
STEP7: Make a copy of the file into MY BRIEFCASE. STEP8: Rename the file to logos\w.BMP.
STEP9: Double click the file.
STEP10: When you find the image, change it. You could add pictures or write messages. It would be a good idea to write a joke.
STEP11: Make sure that you've saved your file in C:\Win95\System. If you want to use the old file, you should find in My Briefcase (unless you've ignored STEP7.)
STEP12: Don't forget to drink your milk and brush your teeth before you go to bed.
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